One young man was being particularly stubborn about his first day at school. He was being escorted by both mother and father. From the way he was behaving, one thought he was being led to the slaughter.
"All yuh don't hear me? All yuh not hearing mih? I don't want to go to school!" He was remonstrating with both mother and father. Mother was being forceful, leading the child firmly by the hand. But father was not supportive. He was making eye contact with the boy behind mother's back, dividing the family and weakening the concerted effort. This was giving the child fuel for more tears.
"I telling all yuh: I not going to school. I not going to any nasty school!" And then the child stood in place, motionless like a mule, refusing to budge. He planted feet solidly in the ground like roots of a long mango tree. Tears streamed down like a busted standpipe. Father stood helpless with arms dangling lifeless at his side. He maintained a nervous laugh while his wife harangued the boy.
And then, when she had enough, she took decisive action by striding to a nearby bush. There she energetically broke a long switch, bending with resolve the elastic branch until it tore off. She waved it menacingly at the child, who was looking at her with new meaning. She then glared murderously at the father, and walked with determination to them both.
"Yuh don't want to go to school? Well, this is yuh first lesson for the day," she said. Whap! Whap! Whap! The switch was thick on one end of the stem. It descended with a blur on his back and on the seat of his new khaki pants stiff with starch and glossy with the press of a hot iron. The child screamed at the top of his lungs, running between and around the legs of his protective father. He began a tearful game of hide-and-seek with his mother, her arm with the switch anticipating his movement, with the long, bony legs of his father getting in the way. A few of the blows caught the father on the legs. One could tell it stung from the way he tried to get out of the way, lifting his legs like a crab. The child clung on with both hands. Soon both father and child were dancing with blows, and mother buzzing like an angry wasp with no care for where the lashes landed.
"Mammy! Mammy! Don't beat mih, nah! I going to school right now. Look how I running to school, Mammy!"
Father also had enough, the stinging blows landing on his legs more than on the child: "Doux- doux," he pleaded, using the patios endearment for "Sweetheart", "Yuh over hitting me hard, doux-doux. Look how the switch making weal on mih leg."
By then the exasperated woman was out of breath, her hair in disarray, her arms tired with the exertion, and the realisation dawning that she had attracted an audience. For indeed, the spectacle of the public beating brought to a halt the procession of parents and children to the gates of the school. For some parents it was highly entertaining. For others, since it was the first day at school for their children, the moment was instructive.
"Yuh misbehave with mih like that little boy, and I will bless your little tail with blows, yuh hear!" This was being said by mothers to a few of the known errant boys who were looking on at the disciplinarian with respect and horror.
It was certain that a few among us children who were contemplating a last minute rebellion at the very gates of the school had a change of heart. The decision was helped along even more by the now-discarded branch. It had been picked up by a mother who was thoughtfully weighing it for balance and bending it for elasticity.
My mother summed it up in her typically critical, dismissive way. "That child getting too much 'dulaar'. Is the father spoiling the child. Look at the poor mother. I over feeling shame," my mother said.
She looked at me malevolently, daring me to not even think of misbehaving that way. And so I learned my first lesson without even entering the school's compound – and was well-rewarded with the sticky jelabi that immediately sugared the front of my new, white shirt.